when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
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i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
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Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness.
Mandy Hale (via dalabeau
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