dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via temporaryh0me)

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myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

(Source: sav4gez, via temporaryh0me)

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wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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sandundsiebdas:

Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.
When I almost reach my goal weight just to fall off the diet wagon yet again

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Here I come...there I go
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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

(via a-seedy-old-man)

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Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness. Mandy Hale  (via dalabeau)

(Source: theraptorkay, via angelicallytoxic)

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